(Of Which We Could Remember Only 254)
By Tom ..uh.. Friedman
You Are Not Alone! Meet:
- The President who boasted about campaigning in all 58 States..
- The Pop Star who couldn't remember why she was getting an award while giving her acceptance speech on live television..
- The Chef who roasted the previous evening's earnings that he'd hidden in the oven...
- and of course The Escapees From Jail who left behind a detailed plan for a post-break crime spree, including where the police could pick them up.